Muscular Rabbits Legion: No one can escape from the novice village!

"Boss, are you okay?” Zi Xing, Tiger, and Wild Boar all asked.

Yi Zheng rubbed his stomach and waved his hand, “I’m fine, I’m fine now, let’s go, let’s go home.”

On the way, Yi Zheng sneakily glanced at Zi Xing between his legs. Zi Xing, feeling Yi Zheng’s gaze, became a bit fidgety: “Boss, I’ve arranged everything for you, can you not be so impatient?”

Yi Zheng: “@#￥#…”

Yi Zheng cleared his throat and said, “Zi Xing, have your attributes changed in any way?”

Zi Xing countered, “What attributes?”

Yi Zheng was speechless, then after a long explanation, Zi Xing responded solemnly, “Can’t see them.”

Tiger spoke up, “Only a BOSS can view their own attributes. Minions don’t have that ability. Boss, if you want to know someone else’s attributes, you’d better have some kind of Detect, Investigation, or Identification ability.”

Yi Zheng’s eyes lit up as he asked, “Do you know anyone who has it?”

Tiger thought for a moment and said, “When the game first descended, I was by the Grand Canyon and saw a white-haired monkey. He glanced at me and called me a noob, said my attributes were worse than a dog’s. I was quite angry at the time, but thinking about it now, he might be able to see through my attributes.”

Yi Zheng smiled, “Do you know where he is?”

Tiger shook his head, “Not sure, I haven’t gone out either.”

This was a bit tricky because although Yi Zheng had spent a lot of time in the game before his reincarnation, he was always fighting and never even left Newbie Village, let alone visited the Level 2 Snake District.

Not to mention the even broader world outside!

But that was not a problem; he could just find time to go out and see.

As the sun set in the west, Yi Zheng, after waking up from a nap, found that Zi Xing, Tiger, and Wild Boar had all disappeared. In his groggy state, everything seemed a bit vague, and he thought he saw two glowing, reddish-white bodies!

Yi Zheng suddenly remembered what Zi Xing had said: he had arranged two hairless ones for him!

Could these be female players they had caught?

Although he didn’t know which means they used to bring the female players who hadn’t logged off, hadn’t resisted, and hadn’t committed suicide.

But that was no longer important. Yi Zheng felt that he needed to have a good chat with them; he couldn’t be blamed for this!

Yi Zheng immediately perked up, rubbed his eyes, widened them, and was about to speak, but his jaw almost hit the floor!

He saw in front of him, two robust creatures, not sure what creatures they were, standing not far away.

Looking at their two long ears and shiny large incisors, they seemed like rabbits.

But these two rabbits didn’t have a single hair!

Bare and standing there!

The moment Yi Zheng moved, the two of them immediately realized Yi Zheng had woken up.

After looking at each other, they whispered: “Boss seems to have woken up, it’s time to showcase our charm!”

Then the one on the left took a deep breath, raised their fists, and placed them on the sides of their waist, their muscles exploding out all over, distinctly outlining their upper body muscles! This was the standard fitness pose, the lat spread!

The other bent their knees, twisted their upper body to the side, grabbed their left hand with their right, and used a bit of force. Their chest muscles instantly swelled!

Another standard fitness move, the pec fly!

After posing, the two huge rabbits said in unison, “Boss, we are here to serve you!”

Pfft!

Yi Zheng spat out a gob of age-old phlegm.

Recognizing their voices, Yi Zheng immediately identified them as the two Tyrant Rabbit-Eating Flower sisters from before!

Only, this time, the two creatures had their fur shaved off!

No need to think about it, this must have been thought up by that clever rabbit Zi Xing…

Yi Zheng weakly said, “You two, forget about serving, just tell me, what are your names?”

The rabbit on the left with a fierce accent said, “My name is Wen Rou!”

Yi Zheng looked at her muscular body and cauldron-sized fists, and blankly said, “Wen… Gentle?”

Internally he screamed: “This is called gentle? This is violence, okay?!”

The rabbit on the right then said, “My name is Shishui!”

Yi Zheng looked at this other rabbit, whose arms were thicker than his entire body, and rolling his eyes, thought: “Shishui? Like a flood? No, more like the Three Gorges Dam?!”

Gentle lifted her hands in a bicep curl pose, shouting with shining eyes, “Boss, let’s make little rabbits together!”

Then Wen Rou discovered that the boss had run away…

The radish in his hand was gone too!

Yi Zheng: “Zi Xing!!!”

Yi Zheng roared!

Zi Xing came at the sound of his voice, “Boss, did you call me? Is there something up?”

Yi Zheng, baring his teeth, looked at Zi Xing and motioned with his fingers, “Come here.”

Zi Xing had a bad feeling, “Boss, you… what are you going to do?”

"Just come here,” Yi Zheng said with a smile.

Zi Xing slowly approached, and the next moment, Yi Zheng leaped up and pinned him to the ground, “You like plucking fur, huh?”

Zi Xing instinctively clenched up and shouted, “Boss, no, I… I still prefer female rabbits!”

"To hell with that!” Yi Zheng, furious, started plucking and rabbit fur flew all over.

"Ah…” Screams of agony echoed through the woods.

Many rabbits looked in that direction, terrified.

Before long, Yi Zheng let go, “Get up.”

Zi Xing lay on the ground, motionless, sobbing, “I won’t, I’m not getting up! Kill me but I won’t get up!”

"Get up!” Yi Zheng kicked Zi Xing.

Reluctantly, Zi Xing stood up, his hands firmly protecting his chest.

"Move your hands away!” ordered Yi Zheng.

Zi Xing then shamefully moved his large hands aside, revealing a pair of sturdy pectorals with a hairless heart-shaped area on each side, which looked particularly flirtatious…

"Not bad,” Yi Zheng smiled happily.

Silently, Zi Xing looked up at the sky, a thousand ‘moms’ rampaging through his heart…

Meanwhile, in the Huaxia District, the All Heavens Forum exploded once again.

This time again, players were hoisting banners and chanting…

"All Heavens Game Company is biased, the game is unbalanced, the monsters in Newbie Village No. 1 are too strong!”

The comments below were just as fervent…

"Shouldn’t level one rabbits be fluffy? What’s with all the muscle?”

"Is that TM a rabbit? Strongly demand the system delete those rabbits, we want real rabbits!”

"What happened to level one monsters not attacking? They not only attack, but TM gang up on us!”

"Not just gang up, TM combined arms too! It’s one thing for a groundhog to smash its face, but they scratched mine all up!”

"The one above, you had it good, can you imagine what it feels like to be hit to death by a log as thick as my thigh? Ever eaten mashed potato?”

"The one above, you had it easy, ever had a terrapin as big as a grinding stone hit your face?”

"Above, you had it easy, ever felt the pain of a dick being bitten by a snake? Even TM two of them!”

"The one above! You win!”

…

"All Heavens Game Company, come out and give us an explanation!”

The players roared in anger, but sadly, All Heavens Game Company remained silent as ever.

Meanwhile, the onlookers were stunned; they had heard about the fierce rabbits of Newbie Village No. 1. At first, they didn’t believe it, but after wave after wave of misfortune, now they believed.

At that moment, the onlookers hurriedly wrote down a note: “Do not go to Newbie Village No. 1 after entering the game.”

Those who hadn’t participated in the rescue and were still struggling to level up in Newbie Village, or who had just exited, whether individuals or small groups, felt incredibly lucky. They were thankful that the resources were monopolized by big guilds, slowing down their leveling, otherwise they might have joined the commotion and then…

At this thought, everyone instinctively touched their crotch…

While the players were roaring with rage, another message exploded across the entire news section.

"The flyer, All Heavens Game’s flyer is here again!”

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