The Strongest Dull Prince’s Secret Battle for the Throne

(TLN: Loli+Elf and Eroi + Elf)

“L, Lolifu is coming to the Imperial Capital!?”

“It’s Elf.”

I was so amazed at him, I had a headache.

In front of me is the Fourth Prince Traugott. The weirdest person in the Imperial Family.

Hearing what I came to say to him, Trau-niisan excitedly draws up a picture of a small elf.

“Lolifu! Oh! Lolifu! Why are you such a Lolifu!”

I can’t say that his painting is any good but, to find out why I am having this conversation with him, we have to turn the time back a few hours.

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“That’s right. I didn’t get my hope up when I sent over the messenger but they replied that they absolutely want to participate this year.”

Father told me that inside the throne room.

The Elf Village is located in a large forest in the western part of the continent. It has a strong barrier covering their territory and they don’t have much interaction with the outside world.

That’s why Father was surprised that they would send someone over.

“That’s surprising.”

“It seems that the eldest daughter of their Elder is deeply interested in humans. Perhaps, it was due to her request, Your Highness.”

“The eldest daughter of the Elven Elder, so in other words, the elf princess will be coming to visit us?”

“That’s right.”

The Elder of the Elf Hidden Village is the leader of the elves. Being connected to that Elder by blood would mean that she is royalty.

“So, why did you call me here?”

“I want someone from the imperial family who will not stir up trouble to be the elf’s entertainer. You are good at that right?”

“Well, I don’t like making things troublesome after all. But it’s a rare occasion that we will have a dignitary from the Elf Village, will it really be fine for me to take that duty?”

“The others have too much personality. It would be no good to offend them after all. It’s just that……there is one problem.”

“What is it? Please spare me from any trouble okay?”

“Your Highness Arnold. There is already someone who nominated you to be their entertainer…….”

A dignitary that would nominate me to be their entertainer.

Well, it must be her.

“I can pretty much guess who it is but…….who is it?”

“The Celestial Princess said that she wants you to be her entertainer for the event.”

“Haa……then what do you intend to do?”

“My apologies but……..could you take care of both of them?”

“So you want me to die from stress?”

“That’s how it is, Your Majesty.”

Franz looks at Father with a side glance and makes an expression that says ‘See, I told you.’

Seeing that, Father frowns.

I already have a hard enough time taking care of Orihime alone and they want to add an elf princess to my laps too?

“Then do you have anyone else who would be suitable to take care of her?”

“If we leave aside the other three candidates for the throne then how about letting Trau-niisan do it?”

“Trau…….He’s the weirdest person in our family you know?”

“If it’s an elf then he should be fine right? His strike zone is very narrow after all.”

If you are cute you are Justice.

Trau-niisan lives with that principle but his preference is only girls in the middle of their teens. He doesn’t have any interest in anyone older than that. Рà𐌽ȱ฿Εş

In the first place, what he is most interested in is girls in their early teenage years. He likes them enough to describe them as humanity’s treasure.

Therefore it should be fine for him to be around a girl whose age already past that period.

“Trau-niisan is capable if he gets serious and he is the son of the Empress as well. In terms of status, I think that he should be enough to welcome an elf dignitary.”

“But……do you really think that he will judge people based on their age?”

“Well, he will definitely judge them from their appearance first.”

Age is also important but since he likes small and cute girls, if their appearance looks like a girl while their age is different, he shouldn’t mind their age. He might just simply focus on her bust too.

“I don’t know the exact age of the Elf Elder’s eldest daughter. If her outer appearance looks young then he might be the worst candidate for this right.”

“That is true……I can’t deny that.”

“However, leaving two dignitaries in His Highness Arnold’s care is not realistic as well.”

“That’s true. Arnold. For now, try bringing this up to Trau. You can judge if we can leave it to him from his reaction.”

“Understood.”

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And that’s why I am having this conversation with Trau-niisan.

“AHH! GOD! How blessed I am to be able to entertain the Lolifu!!”

This is a mistake.

Trau-niisan’s love for Loli Elf is much greater than anticipated.

There would be no problem if an adult elf comes but in case of a young elf, this would be a huge mistake. I will have to change places with him as their entertainer on the spot and Trau-niisan will definitely resist.

As I thought, I can’t let him do this.

“Trau-niisan, we were just talking hypothetically you know? It’s not decided that you will be given the job alright.”

“Excluding the three candidates, I am the best person for the job in terms of status! Dufufu. This is as good as a sealed deal!”

“…………”

He is being strangely smart now.

He takes a look at the situation as a whole and concludes that he has the highest chance of winning. After all, he may act like a fool but he isn’t an idiot.

“In the end, Father will be the one who decides it. You might even be assigned to entertain the Celestial Princess instead you know?”

“That is good too. I have been eyeing her fox ears all this time after all……Dufufu.”

“…..tsk.”

So this is a no go too huh.

I really can’t use Trau-niisan.

While looking at the still excited Trau-niisan, I made the decision and left the room with a sigh.

But this is bad.

If I can entrust neither the elf nor Orihime to Trau-niisan, my hands will be full during the event.

I have to avoid that.

Thinking so, I returned to my room.

“Welcome back. Oh? Is there something wrong, sir?”

Inside the room were Finne, Sebas, and Sieg.

Since Sieg seems to be tired, he must have just finished his duty as Christa and Rita’s toy huh.

“Yeah, something big.”

“What might it be?”

I thank Finne who brewed me the tea and briefly explained the situation to them.

“Dignitary from the Elf Village will be attending the ceremony. If I can’t find a suitable person to take care of her, I will be stuck with both Orihime and the elf dignitary at the event.”

“Erofu you say!?”

“It’s Elf……”

Why are there so many people with bad ears today?

Sieg was suddenly invigorated and excitedly joined the conversation.

“A Bombshell Erofu is coming!?”

“It’s Elf for god sake! In the first place, how can you know her figure! You don’t even know her age right!”

“But elves are all beautiful right? I wonder what kind of Erofu will come.”

Seeing Sieg doing a dirty old man laugh while imagining the elf in his mind, I hold my head.

I wonder why there are so many idiots around me.

“What should we do…..if a really beautiful elf-san come to visit us then we might have to leave Sieg-san outside the castle too…….”

“Finne-sama!? You are firing me!? No way! I won’t take a single step from here!!”

Wrapping his arms around the chair, Sieg declares that he will never move from this place.

Then, I heard a knocking sound from the door.

“Hey, Nii-san. Actually–”

“Elf.”

“Eh? Ah, that’s right. I was thinking about talking to you about that…….”

Leo got surprised a little when I brought up the elf before he could.

Good. it seems that my brother is still a decent person.

“Sorry. I misjudged you.”

“Umm, I don’t know what you are talking about but……Okay. A dignitary from the Elf Village is coming, right? That’s why Nii-san is looking for a suitable person to be their entertainer.”

“That’s right. I am having a hard time finding a suitable person.”

“Yeah, about that. Can you leave that to Christa?”

“Christa? Well, I don’t have a problem with that but Father doesn’t consider using Christa and our youngest brother for this ceremony you know?”

Any member of the imperial family is treated as a child before they reach 15.

That’s why Father is not considering Christa and my youngest brother.

It could be taken as an insult if you assign a child for entertaining duty so it would be a problem if the other party was offended by it.

“That is true but how about we have Finne-san and Christa do it together? Finne-san is the Emperor’s favorite and she also has the title of the Blau Mowe. It is well-known that it is not an exaggeration to treat her as a part of the imperial family as well. So, I think that it would be fine if we have Finne-san help Christa do this.”

“Leo……you are a genius.”

That was a blind spot.

I couldn’t find a suitable person because my scope only covers the imperial family. Anyone would be fine as long as the guest isn’t offended.

Christa with Finne’s support. The Elves wouldn’t be offended since their dignitary will be taken care of by the Emperor’s favorite daughters.

Perfect. And more importantly, they are both girls.

“Let’s go with this.”

“N-O-W-A-Y-!! I want to meet Erofu!!”

“If you don’t cut that out I will throw you out of the castle you know?”

“Don’t treat me like a pet damn it!!”

I pulled Sieg, who clings to my leg in protest, off and threw him on the sofa.

After that, Leo’s proposal was accepted and it was decided that Christa and Finne will be taking care of the elf dignitary.

After it was announced, Tru-niisan was crying while punching the floor but well, that couldn’t be helped I guess.

After all, too much love is dangerous.

For the time being, a problem was solved.

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